Last month, I took a week long trip to California. My adventures were documented in a series of emails entitled “Hermosa Daze” which may or may not make their way onto the blog in some fashion in the future. But for every Star Wars: A New Hope, there is a Star Wars: The Phantom Menace. This evening, from the Hazen/Limarzi vault a document was discovered that outlined a similar trip. This one transpired between Thursday January 21, 1988 to Monday January 25, 1988. Formatting and spelling have been recreated as accurately as possible. The document you are about to read, is real.
Thursday
January 21, 1988. I
went to California
on an airplane. It
took 4 hours and
40 minutes. I had
jet lag.
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Friday
January 22, 1988. I
went to
Disneyland until
6 o’clock. I went
on alot of rides.
I went to see
captain EO (there is a cryptic upside down triangle between the E and the O)
update: mystery solved
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Saturday
January 23, 1988 I
went to a
wedding. There
was dancing at
the reception.
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Sunday
January 24, 1988. I
had breakfast
with Minnie and
Goofy. Minnie fed
me. I went back
to Disneyland
and stayed until
midnight.
I went to feed
the Koi fish at
the Disneyland
Hotel.
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Monday
January 25, 1988. I
went to the
beach to see
the Queen
Mary. I went
swiming at the
Motel pool.
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Ms. June would go on to award my journal the following accolades:
Paul,
I really enjoyed reading about what you did in California. I think you had a good trip. [two smiley faces]
Love,
Ms. June
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“Minnie fed me.”
So you were about 7-8 years old being spoon fed by a dude wearing a Minnie Mouse costume. creepy.
Yes. And pictures exist of this. If I can find them and scan them, there could be many harrowing psycho-analysis posts in the future.
Oh. And it was mushy raisin bran. In case you were wondering.