Bleg: to harness the brain trust of one’s blog readership to ask for a personal favor of some kind. Well brain trust, these past few days I’ve given you quite a bit. Porn. Food. Food Porn. Dogs. And book reviews. Not to mention the post right before this one, which is perhaps the greatest blog post ever written. So far in the short life of this endeavor, we’ve had the greatest comment ever made on the internet– courtesy of Katherine, as well as the greatest blog post. There’s no telling what superlatives are yet in store for the apathetically decomposing among us.
Now it is time to return the favor. Does anybody have any connections in the DC area who might be able to get me set up with a tutoring job. I would prefer SAT or English tutoring since I’m shitty at math and science. Alternatively, if anyone has any connections in the temp world, that would be great as well. OR, if anybody knows what types of writing related jobs would be suitable for a person like me. I swear that I can write without using the word fuck, if required. Help is appreciated. Don’t make me turn this blog around.
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