Little Dorrit (aka LD, which brings to mind Leon Black from Curb, hence the post title) blogging, very early edition.
‘In our course through life, we shall meet the people who are coming to meet us, from many strange places and by many strange roads,’ was the composed reply; ‘and what it is set to us to do to them, and what it is set to them to do to us, will all be done.’
Breathe that shit in for a second.
I really don’t have much to add except to say that 1000 Dan Browns with 1000 typewriters, typing for 1000 years could never create anything nearly as brilliant, let alone within the first 40 pages of an 862 page novel.
apatheticallydecomposing 
All Dickens had over monkeys was spellcheck.
Is there anything that can’t be connected to the Simpsons? Answer: No. No there is not.