Contrary to popular belief, it is not knowing that Dolly Parton loves me. For those blog readers who do not follow along on twitter, yesterday I tweeted at comedian and Roast Master General Jeffrey Ross. I did not expect a response, but to my great delight, Jeff treated me to a birthday mini roast. The exchange went thusly:
hazenberger: Hey @realjeffreyross I turn 30 today and my life is more pathetic than your act. Any advice?
Jeffrey Ross: Write a new life. RT @Hazenberger Hey @realjeffreyross I turn 30 today and my life is more pathetic than your act. Any advice?
Zing!! Milestone reached. First exchange with a celebrity on twitter. Now please enjoy some vintage Ross roasting. (Contains profanity. It’s a fucking roast!)
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