More Spam

There is probably nothing on earth I hate more than Jeff Dunham. I guess cancer? Cancer is pretty awful. But then, so is shitty ventriloquist “comedian” Jeff Dunham. If I had to only eradicate one of the aforementioned scourges from the planet, I’d grudgingly choose cancer as it affects more people. (Just think for a minute, there are people on this earth who are blissfully unaware of that awful fucking hack Jeff Dunham. I envy those people.)

“Wow, that came out of the blue,” you’re no doubt thinking. Allow me to explain. Last week, I posted 2 clips of puppet comedy from hilarious puppet franchise The Muppets. Yesterday, the pseudo intelligent spam-bots of the internet descended on those posts:

“Bleep-blorp-wurrrr. Analyzing post content. Blog author enjoys puppets. Retrieving relevant spam link. Pzzzzft fizzz- Posting JEFF DUNHAM LINK. Terminate spam-bot script. Powering down. Shzzzzzzvzzz”

Upon clicking the link, I was whisked away to an alternate universe (Lubbock Texas) where the local newspaper (The Lubbock Avalanche-Journal) writes rave reviews about hack ventrilo-“comedian” Jeff “fucking” Dunham. I refuse to endorse the publication with a new link. But those curious and/or masochistic readers who really want to some bizarro world shit can find the link in the comments in one of the Muppet posts.

One final note to spam bots: Jeff Dunham = terrible.