Archive for the ‘Heart throbs’ Category

As a big government loving socialist, the only things I like more than being told what’s what by the shadowy bureaucrats at the politburo is punishing the more successful through excessive taxation and spending other people’s money. So today is a good day. As the good readers of this blog know, I have transitioned over the last 6 months from an “obese” man, to a merely “overweight” man. The transformation has led directly to the purchasing of several medium sized shirts and has facilitated at least one legendary karaoke adventure (Will there be more to come? Today is Tuesday…)

This morning, the National Heart Blood and Lung Institute, using their Body Mass Index, has officially deemed me a “normal weight” male. While this news is quite satisfying in many weighs (see what I did there?), the tragically predictable side effect of living in a socialist dystopia such as ours, is that although I am no longer in danger of being sent to a fat camp, I may still be sent before the death panels at the whim of glorious Leader O.

I’ve been waiting to write this post for a long time, and now I can finally do it:

(On a non-snarky note, I really want to thank everyone who has given me so much support and encouragement. The compliments and positive feedback have kept me going through all of this.)

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It was supposed to be like any other Tuesday in Washington, DC: Live Band Karaoke at the Wonderland Ballroom with H-Cskillz

The story you are about to read is true.


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Obligatory Oscar Post

I could really go for some pot brownies right now. What say you, James Franco?

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Contrary to what you may have heard from the Westboro Baptist Church, God does not hate fags. He hates rapists. So it is with as much pleasure I can muster for a game that I don’t really care about to congratulate the Green Bay Packers on their victory over the Pittsburgh Steelers in Super Bowl Big Game Roman Numeral Equal to 45.

In advertising Prop Bet news: on first pass, there were quite a few mustaches, and Aliens crushed desert islands (Cowboys vs. Aliens?!?!? 2 Props in one!). Final score determinations will be made after a full review. Stay tuned…

Also: Aaron Rodgers is handsome, and Glee is horrible. Listen, I love auto-tune as much (more) than the average musically inclined person. But only when auto-tune is used in the style of Cher/T-Pain. When auto-tune is used to make shitty actors “passable” singers, it is evil. Fred Phelps needs to declare war on a new enemy.

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I never watched Dawson’s Creek, so my familiarity with Dawson, Joey, Pacey and the gang comes mostly through cultural osmosis, and now, wikipedia:

Aimed at a teenage audience, the semi-autobiographical show is based on the small-town childhood of its creator Kevin Williamson (who also wrote the slasher film Scream). The lead character, Dawson Leery, mirrors Williamson’s interests and background. Filmed inWilmington and Durham, North Carolina, Southport, North Carolina, the show was set in a small fictional seaside town called Capeside, Massachusetts. It focused on four friends who were in the early part of their sophomore and first year of high school when the series began. The program, part of a new craze for teen-themed movies and television shows in America in the late 1990s, catapulted its leads to stardom and became a defining show for The WB.

Even so, I cannot resist the charms of the inimitable James Van Der Memes. Check them out now and don’t be one of these:

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