This Sunday, America turns its eyes to the world of sports, specifically, American-style Foot-ball. Unlike the real football played everywhere else in the world, this peculiar creation has very little kicking, and is apparently an enormously popular juggernaut, generating close to $8 Billion dollars in annual revenue.
The American Foot-ball championship game (dubbed the Magnificent Porringer by those of us who do not have permission from the commissioner’s office) will draw in roughly 90 Million viewers, well over 96% of whom could care less about the game, and tune in to watch the commercials (or to see if Fergie’s bosom will fall out, or if she will start doing meth on stage during the halftime show). The game is also very popular among America’s degenerate gambling community, who will wager on everything from the outright winner, to how long Christina Aguilera will hold the note on “brave” during the National Anthem.
It has been the sport’s great omission that to this point in history no blog called apatheticallydecomping has ever held a prop bet contest specifically geared toward the game’s advertisements. It is now up to us, a blog that just so happens to carry the aforementioned name to right this grievous wrong.
The rules of our contest are simple: players who would like to participate should share their answers in comments in list format with #s corresponding to the bet #. Commercials airing between the opening kickoff and the set immediately following the final whistle will count towards the prop bets. Replayed commercials will only be counted once. The player who has the most bets correct will win a special mention on the blog, and probably some sort of prize that I will buy at the dollar store. So gather round children, zip it listen. And tell your friends. The more participants, the more fun we will all have.
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