Like many people, I enjoy food. Like many other people, I also enjoy porn. If you drew a Venn Diagram of People Who Enjoy Food and People Who Enjoy Porn, my name would be in that middle area. And frankly, so would yours. Don’t deny it. We’re all adults here. And if you’re not an adult, shame on you. Please grow up, then come back and see us. (see below)
Needless to say, I was thrilled to learn today via the AV Club, (link is slightly NSFW) that legendary porn auteur Ron Jeremy (born Ronald Jeremy Hyatt on March 12, 1953) will be featured in a new film The Flying Pink Pig, whose name is derived from the real L.A. area food truck The Flying Pig. Firstly, I am enraged that during my week long trip to L.A. I was not alerted to the presence of a food truck that was ALSO PURVEYING HOT PORN ACTION! Secondly, gross. Not one of the employees at this food emporium is WEARING AN APPROPRIATE HAIR NET. Rest assured that I will be reporting this food sanitation violation to the proper authorities post haste. Sloppy seconds, indeed.
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Damn. I was hoping you’d found managed to convert the Costanza Pleasure Principle into your solo work, and this post was going to involve new insights about which kind of snack goes best with which adult genre (Chipotle, for instance, is an obvious pairing with Brazzers-style big-tit porn, but what do you do for amateur teens?)
Great chart, though.